Strange finding

So, today I had a bit of spare time before my lesson and was wandering around looking for a vending machine cos' it was ridiculously hot.

And then there on the pavement, down by my feet was a porno video. I could tell exactly what it was because of the rather dodgy semi-clad, (and several unclad) ladies decorating the front of it. But I wasn't really sure what to do with it. You see there's an elementary school and a community centre just round the corner and it was just after 3, which is typical going home time for the little ones. And even I think 5 is probably a little young to be learning about things like that. So I didn't really think I should leave it there. But then what if it was like a Japanese version of Punk'd or something? Or maybe the owner had just dropped it and would race back to find their prized video.

As I wasn't really sure what to do with it, I waited five minutes, then phoned a friend - who told me to head back and if it was still there, pick it up. So I did. And it was. And I did. And now I seem to own a rather dubious video that I wouldn't otherwise. Hmmm what a weird day!